The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

[Movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos]

[the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents", "A Nickelodeon Movies Production", and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"]

[Seagulls flying across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy]

Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it, I got it, I got it.

Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off a port bow. Yeah, dinghy off a port bow.

One Pirate: Mayday! Dinghy off a port bow.

Pirates: [offscreen] Dinghy off a port bow.

Other Pirate: Captain, dinghy off a port bow. [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]

Captain: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]

Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I got it.

Captain: Now, what is it?

Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain.

Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'll see it with me own eye. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]

Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants! [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]

French Narrator: [We start out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.] Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab.] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant.

[The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab]

Police: Back off! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]

French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What's happened?

[The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops.]

Mr. Krabs: Please settle down... [Referring to the Krusty Krab] We've got a situation in there, I'd rather not discuss until me manager getting here.

Female Fish: [off-screen] Hey look, there he is.

[A black boat with orange flames drives up; SpongeBob's leg, wearing a black boat with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble]

SpongeBob: Talk to him, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! It start out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite... no cheese! [he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him]

SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Take it easy, Phil. I'm the manager of the establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.

Phil: I'm really scared here.

SpongeBob: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name.

Phil: [Nervously] Phil.

SpongeBob: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family. [Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. SpongeBob snaps.] Come on... stay with me. Let's here about the family.

Phil: I got a wife, and two beautiful children.

SpongeBob: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me the forever.

Phil: What?

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "cheese." [SpongeBob dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. He then kicks the door open, Phil in his arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles.] Order it.

All: [But SpongeBob, Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager. Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks] Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks] Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks]