Buck Cluck: [male voice clears throat] Now, where to begin? [clicks tongue] How about "Once upon a time..."? [door slams] Nah, how many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I know. I've got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. [singing in African language] No, I don't think so. It seems a little familiar, doesn't it to you? Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? [brakes screech] Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day... things took a turn, for the worst.
Chicken Little: Emergency! Red alert! Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger.
Bunny: Ah!
[babies crying]
[grunting]
Chicken Little: Run for cover!
[steer bellows]
Chicken Little: Run for your lives!
[squealing]
[ringing]
[siren wails]
Chicken Little: Emergency, emergency!
[screaming]
Bear: Whoa!
Both: Whoa!
All: Aaah!
[babies crying]
Chicken Little: Run for your lives!
Chorus: Look out! Take cover!
[# Raiders of the Lost Ark Theme]
[car horns honking]
[screaming]
Chicken Little: Run for cover!
Firehouse Dog: [coughs] What? What is it? What's going on?
Chicken Little: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Bunny: The sky is falling?
Cheetah: What's he talking about?
Chicken Little: No, no, no. It's true. Come with me.
Buck Cluck: Wait a minute. No, son. What?
Chicken Little: It happened under the old oak tree. I'm not making this up. I know it's here. There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground here. It was shaped like just that.
Dog: It looks like a stop sign?
Chicken Little: Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a could on it. And it hit me on the head. It looked like a stop sign.
Voice: Oh, wait. Who's that?
Buck Cluck: Oh, son. Is this what hit you?
Crowd: What?
Chicken Little: No, Dad, no. It was definitely a piece of the sky.
Buck Cluck: Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone.
Chicken Little: Dad, no.
Buck Cluck: There's been, like, a little mistake. It was just an acorn that hit my son. A little acorn.
Chicken Little: No, no! No, Dad, no.
Buck Cluck: Be quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.
Reporter #1: Chicken Little, what are you thinking?
Reporter #2: Why put your town is safety in jeopardy?
Reporter #3: How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
Chicken Little: A big acorn level fa...
Reporter #2: It was a big acorn.
Reporter #3: An ape throwing coleslaw.
Chicken Little: A big acorn level fa...
Voice: Gesundheit!
Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of the insane person.
Turkey Lurkey: Aw! Come on, Buck. Your kid want and scared us all half to death.
Buck Cluck: Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...
Chicken Little: No, Dad, no. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me this time.
Buck Cluck: [chuckling] A movie. A movie. They're making a movie. When? When is it gonna end? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, and the website, the commemorative plates. You saw them, right?
Chicken Little: I saw them. Can't eat off 'em. They're not microwave-safe.
Buck Cluck: You saw the billboards?
Chicken Little: I saw them.
Buck Cluck: Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I know it was only a matter of time.
