Thursday, August 24, 2006

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

[2001 Paramount and Nickelodeon Movies logo shown; opening titles read, "Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies Present an O Entertainment production - Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius".]

[Opening shot: snap to a base of giant satellite dishes at sunrise; tilt down a barbed wire fence to its warning sign. The following text is displayed: "Colorado Tracking Station, 7:26 A.M.". Cut to inside a control room and pan through as a man walks past, a bunch of other men sit at their monitors and work. Cut to a slow pan from behind the mens' heads at the flashing radars, stop on one of them; a bespectacled man is watching it.]

Man: You better have a look at this.

Friday, August 18, 2006

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

[Movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos]

[the titles read "Paramount Pictures Presents", "A Nickelodeon Movies Production", and "in association with United Plankton Pictures"]

[Seagulls flying across the sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy]

Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it, I got it, I got it.

Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off a port bow. Yeah, dinghy off a port bow.

One Pirate: Mayday! Dinghy off a port bow.

Pirates: [offscreen] Dinghy off a port bow.

Other Pirate: Captain, dinghy off a port bow. [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]

Captain: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]

Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I got it.

Captain: Now, what is it?

Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain.

Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'll see it with me own eye. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song]

Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants! [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]

French Narrator: [We start out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island.] Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet. [The camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab.] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant.

[The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab]

Police: Back off! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]

French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What's happened?

[The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops.]

Mr. Krabs: Please settle down... [Referring to the Krusty Krab] We've got a situation in there, I'd rather not discuss until me manager getting here.

Female Fish: [off-screen] Hey look, there he is.

[A black boat with orange flames drives up; SpongeBob's leg, wearing a black boat with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble]

SpongeBob: Talk to him, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! It start out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite... no cheese! [he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him]

SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Take it easy, Phil. I'm the manager of the establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.

Phil: I'm really scared here.

SpongeBob: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name.

Phil: [Nervously] Phil.

SpongeBob: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family. [Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. SpongeBob snaps.] Come on... stay with me. Let's here about the family.

Phil: I got a wife, and two beautiful children.

SpongeBob: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me the forever.

Phil: What?

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "cheese." [SpongeBob dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. He then kicks the door open, Phil in his arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles.] Order it.

All: [But SpongeBob, Cheer and then lift SpongeBob up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager. Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks] Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks] Hip! Hip! [his alarm clock honks]

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Rugrats Go Wild

[In a black background "Paramount Pictures & Nickelodeon Movies Present" & "A Klasky Csupo Production" fade in and out of view, with the sound of animals and birds in the background. We then cut to a series of Hawaiian images (some of which has Rugrats Characters and the TV series' name) while native percussion and chanting is heard before a tiki rises out of the water and we zoom into it's mouth before the title "Rugrats Go Wild" appears along with some torches. The flames cover the screen and subsides, leaving the screen black. The next scene shows a purplish sky with birds flying as it pans down and zooms out showing a rain forest with a river running through it and the sun setting in the background as the camera keeps zooming down into the rain forest and shows the Rugrats.]
Tommy: "Come along faithful viewers, the journey through a rainforest as we search for the unusual creature...the three toed sloth."
[Tommy is seen through a camera dressed as Nigel Thornberry as its recording as Tommy walked through the tall grass in search of the three toed sloth. Tommy then pushes back the grass as there's a three toed sloth sleeping in the tree nearby.]
Tommy: "There it is. Heating with life, lets get a closer shall it."
Chuckie: "No, cut it out. Cut it, cut!"
[Tommy walks over to the tree as Chuckie, dressed as a director, yells out telling them to stop recording as it's revealed that Lil was the one recording the entire time.]
Tommy: "Don't worry, sir, I'm Nigel Thornberry. Wild animal expert."
[As Tommy is talking a tiger hops up onto a branch behind him as the twins try and get his attention. Te tiger then jumps down behind Tommy and roars as Tommy turns around.]
Tommy: "Because I'm the expert, I think. Everyone into a truck. Hurry up!"
[Tommy and the others head for the truck while the tiger glares at them as it sees Tommy running towards the truck. As they get in Chuckie pushes the gas pedal with his hand as they truck starts moving with Kimi driving. Tommy is running behind the truck as the tiger is chasing him before he then jumps on the back of the truck. Lil keeps filming him as they try and get away from the tiger.]
Lil: "I said something Nigel."
[The camera the zooms in on the camera screens that's showing Tommy]
Tommy: "I can heard the tiger's running feet, see his sharp teeth. Ah, feel a cool breeze."
[The tiger is seen running and jumping behind Tommy, trying to grab him as the tiger grabs and pulls on the back of Tommy's diaper, ripping it in the process as Kimi gasps and turns the truck suddenly as the tiger goes flying into a tree. The truck then drives off a cliff and down into a river as the Rugrats scream, as the truck lands a "crocodile" emerges from the water and heads over to the truck as it jumps up and snaps causing the babies to scream once again but crocodile then scratches itself like a dog.]
Tommy: "Don't worry, guys."
[Tommy then pulls a squeaky chew toy out of his diaper and throws it as it bounces off the crocodiles head as it goes after it pants and pounces at the toy grabbing it. Kimi then tries to start the truck but it wouldn't start.]
Kimi: "Oh, no!"
Lil: "It's coming back."
[The camera quickly changes from Kimi trying to start the ignition to the crocodile which had the chew toy in it's mouth shaking its head and squeaking it as it headed back over to the babies.]
Tommy: "That was my only is Q toy."
Chuckie: "Let's feed him Phil!"
[Kimi honks the horn of the truck trying to get it to start as Chuckie grabbed onto Tommy's shirt suggesting that they should feed Phil to the crocodile.]
Phil: "Do you heard that."
[Phil is seen holding Lil by the strap of her vest as she was leaning out of the car and filming.]
Tommy: "This way, through the swamp."
[Tommy points to his right, in front of him, as the scene cuts to show all the babies running before Tommy steps and sinks into some quicksand as Phil and Kimi are seen stepping in and sinking as well before it shows Lil, who was still filming, sinking in the quicksand as well.]
Lil: "Nigel, why are we sinking?"
[Chuckie and Tommy are seen through the recording camera screen as Tommy is seen looking at the quicksand.]
Tommy: "Quicksand! I should snowed! Hey guys, hang on to me."
[Tommy is seen grabbing a nearby vine as he reaches his hand out towards the others as Chuckie grabs his hand as the others hold into each other. Just as Tommy was about to pull them in, they all screamed as the scene cut over to show the tiger running towards the babies. Just as the tiger pounces with the camera viewing inside it's mouth the screen flashes as it cuts back to reveal that the tiger was Fluffy as the scene was frozen as the camera circles showing the babies in the sandbox, Angelica holding Fluffy, and Spike playing with his toy. Fluffy then meows as the mustache Tommy was wearing falls off his face.]
Angelica: "What are you doing in my swamp?"
[Tommy moves back as the scene switches to Angelica as Fluffy squirms in her arms causing Angelica to drop her as she walks to walk off the screen as the scene cuts and shows Fluffy walking across Tommy's, who was hanging half way out of the sandbox, back before jumping off and going back over to Angelica and rubbing against her legs.]
Chuckie: "We're about to get eaten by that ferocious safari tiger."
Angelica: "You pretend to be Nigel Thornberry again."
[Tommy stands up on the edge of the sandbox.]
Tommy: "Yeah, it's my hero and when I grow up and just like him."
Angelica: "Pickles, you are no Nigel Thornberry. You're not ever Nigel Thornberry!"
[Angelica leans forward and blows a raspberry in Tommy's face causing him to fall and tumble backwards into the sandbox.]
Angelica: "You're never going to have real adventures, you're just a little baby and the sweet dreams."
[Angelica cackles as she walks away with Fluffy.]
Phil: "Wow. She's mean. Now, who wants to go look for the seems roof."
Lil: "I don't."
Phil: "Okay, come on follow me."
[Phil, Lil, and the other babies run off screen towards the house as Tommy sadly sits in the sandbox. The scene then cuts to Spike chewing on the chew toy as Tommy walks from behind the TV sitting on the patio wall as he sniffles and wipes his face. Tommy then turns his attention to the TV when he hears to the anchorman's voice.]
Newsman: "The panthers once, commonly know as the animal seems determined to west the neither region, but don't worry."
[As Tommy goes around to look at the TV Nigel is seen running from a jaguar before he then jumps into a boat as the scene cuts back to Tommy as Tommy smiled before it cuts back to the tv once more.]
Nigel: "Well, faithful viewers our journey was a smash me successful."
[Nigel then falls into the river water.]
Nigel: "Until next time, this is Sir Nigel Thornberry, our Sir Nigel Thornberry's Animal World."
[Nigel gets back up as he is then seen fighting of alligators as Lou, who was sleeping in the hammock behind Tommy, woke and picked up Tommy.]
Lou: "Why, hello, scout. Boy, rest your eyes for a second and old Thornberry's gator bait. Hey, boy... that Sir Nigel gets in some real scrapes out there in the wild but it always manages to wiggle out of trouble somehow."
[Tommy smiles looking up at Lou as the scene then changes to out in front of the Pickles' home as Drew and Charlotte are seen carrying bags inside as Charlotte was talking on the phone like usual.]

The Iron Giant

The Eye of the Storm [We hear a sputnik beeping as we see the standard WB shield zooming in from the darkness and into the red looney tunes ...