The Iron Giant

The Eye of the Storm

[We hear a sputnik beeping as we see the standard WB shield zooming in from the darkness and into the red looney tunes rings. The banner appears around the shield with the words "FEATURE ANIMATION", and the shield comes to a stop. The byline "A TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY" fades in afterwards, and the logo darkens as it fades away as the sputnik beeping sounds begins to disappear to silence. "WARNER BROS. presents" fades in on-screen for a few second and fades out and the film's title fades in and it zooms in slowly and then rapidly towards the viewer.]

[Then it cuts to space, the sputnik orbits from the distance to the right and to the left towards the viewer as the camera pans to reveal the planet earth and the sunrise. "EARTH 1957" fades in below, and fades out afterwards. The storm is brewing around the side of North America, the sputnik orbits away and the camera pans past the moon and we see a bright dot in the distance. It zooms in rapidly past the viewer to reveal itself as a comet and the camera pans back to planet earth where the comet is heading towards the eye of the storm. The camera zooms in towards the storm, and the flash transitions the scene to the an ocean waving rapidly. "SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF MAINE" appears below, and fades out as a boat appears in the ocean.]

Captain: Mayday! Mayday!

Earl Stutz: [the scene changes to Earl piloting his boat] This is fishing ship "Annabelle"! We're floundering and taking on water!

Sailor #1: Mayday! Mayday! [an enormous wave smashes against the bow of the ship, throwing everyone in the cabin off balance. A glass shatters.]

Voice on the radio: What's our position?

Sailor #2: [grim] I don't know.

Captain: If you don't know where we are then you don't know where we're going! You could be running us right into the rocks!

Voice on the radio: Coast Guard Portland Station to Annabelle. Do you read me?

[as the mate starts to answer, lightning strikes the huge mast. It crashes through the pilothouse window, smashing the radio. Glass, radio parts fly. Earl's shoulders slump, now they're done for.]

[Earl comes out on deck, his men stare at him, eyes full of fear, desperation. Then, impossibly... the winds trail off. In seconds, the sea flattens into a sheet of glass. All is dean calm. It's eerie. Ropes creak.]

Captain: It's not over, you idiot! It's just the eye of the storm!

[the men look around, far off on the horizon, the raging storm still surrounds the ship, but overhead, stars appear. t's eerie, strange.]

Earl Stutz: Look!

[Overhead, a new, brilliant star appears, and it's quickly growing larger. The blazing light speeds toward the startled sailors, impossibly fast, intensely bright, blinding, all goes white.]

[Kawhoosh! The light crashes into the sea. Water files, the sea boils, churning, roaring, the water green-lit from below. Great clouds of steam billow and hiss.]

[Then, without warning, the raging storm roars back with a vengeance, a huge wave slams into the ship. Again the fishermen fight for their lives.]

[But then a dim light appears, far off in the rain, a barely visible beam sweeps back and forth in the storm.]

Earl Stutz: The lighthouse! Head for it!

[The lightbeam turns around and another lightbeam appears, Earl's relived look fades away. The boat then crashes into the metallic structure, causing the hull to break apart and Earl to fall through the window and on deck. Earl looks up and gasps and as the camera pans upwards to reveal the silhouette of a giant robot with glowing white eyes. The fishermen slowly backs away, but the aves engulf him and wash him off the boat. The captain begins to swim up the surface as the boat sinks, the waves crash into the rocky cliff and they drain away to reveal Earl had made it on one of the rocks. He looks up as the camera pans up several rocky features to see an actual lighthouse, its lightbeam engulfs the screen. We push through the storm towards an upstairs window, and into. A flashlight beam illustrates the storm smashing against a window.]

Annie: [offscreen] Hogarth?

[The door flies open and Hogarth's mother, Annie is there. Late twenties, attractive.]

Annie: Are you alright, honey?

Hogarth: Yeah, Mom, I'm okay...

[Annie turns to the shattered window pane, then pushes Hogarth's bookshelf in front of it to block the wind. Hogarth stares at his monther. She looks spooked.]

Hogarth: ...are you?

Annie: I hate when the power goes out. But... yes, I'm fine.

[Outside, the wind howls.]

Hogarth: Wanna stay up with me for a while? [coaxing] I could tell you a story...

[Annie smiles, touched.]

Annie: A story, huh? What have you got for me this time?

Hogarth: Well, it's a story about...

[Hogarth scans the toys and souvenirs on his bedside table. With a sudden flash of inspiration, he grabs a baseball card.]

Hogarth: Mickey Mantle. He had a magic bat, Mom. Everybody says so.

[As Annie watches Hogarth with motherly adoration, Hogarth picks up a plastic dinosaur.]

Hogarth: Anyway, this is the story of Mickey's adventures with the stegosaurus. It's got action and romance. And the best part is, it's all true.

[Annie laughs and touches a fingertip on Hogarth's forehead.]

Annie: You've got a lot going on in there, don't you, Hogarth? [wistfully] Just like your father...

[For a moment Hogarth beams. He looks over at a framed photo that sits on his nightstand, that shows a handsome man dressed in an army uniform. And as he stares at the photo, a sad, pensive look comes over Hogarth's face. Annie sees it.]

Hogarth: I can't wait until he comes back.

Annie: [gently] We've been through this before, honey...

Hogarth: They found his plane, mom. They didn't find him. He's gonna come back.

[Annie sees the resolute look in her son's eyes and decides to change tack.]

Annie: So what could he do with that magic bat of his?

Hogarth: [lost in thought] Huh?

Annie: Mickey Mantle. Could he cast spells with it, like a magician?

Hogarth: Oh... [brightening] Yeah. Yeah that's exactly what he could do. And that's why he was known as the Wizard of Sherwood Forest.

Annie: Sherwood Forest, huh?

Hogarth: Right. And then one day, this Stegosaurus shows up. And he says, [deep voice] "Who thinks he is mightier than me, the mighty thunder lizard?"

Annie: And this is all true, now?

Hogarth: Every word, Mom... I wouldn't make this up. So Mickey says, "I'm the two time American League batting champ. I was MVP of the All-Star game three times running. I go anywhere I please in this forest..."

[We drift back from mother and son, hunkered down in a pool of warm flashlight, surrounded by darkness.]

Rocket in Pocket

[It transitions to a bright early morning sunrise in Rockwell. The camera pans through the pier and zooms towards the hill, a young boy who is Hogarth Hughes cycles down the street and stops outside Chat 'n' Chew diner. He enters the diner and looks around to see if his mother is around]

Annie: Over here, Hogarth!

[Hogarth notices his mother at the bar and he approaches it with a box in his arm]

Hogarth: Hey, Mom! You won't believe our good luck! Look what I found...

[He makes his way through the coffee shop to the counter. As he passes by, various local ladies "THE BUSYBODIES" look up from their breakfasts, mouths downcast and eyes half, lidded, ever ready to cast judgement, should the precious opportunity arise.]

[Hogarth arrives at the counter opens the shoebox for Annie. A baby squirrel pokes its head out. Annie rolls her eyes.]

Hogarth: His tree musta gotten knocked down in the storm! Can I keep him?

Annie: Hogarth, we've been through this before. No pets...

Hogarth: But he's not a pet, Mom.

Chicken Little

Buck Cluck: [male voice clears throat] Now, where to begin? [clicks tongue] How about "Once upon a time..."? [door slams] Nah, how many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I know. I've got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. [singing in African language] No, I don't think so. It seems a little familiar, doesn't it to you? Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? [brakes screech] Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day... things took a turn, for the worst.

Chicken Little: Emergency! Red alert! Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger.

Bunny: Ah!

[babies crying]

[grunting]

Chicken Little: Run for cover!

[steer bellows]

Chicken Little: Run for your lives!

[squealing]

[ringing]

[siren wails]

Chicken Little: Emergency, emergency!

[screaming]

Bear: Whoa!

Both: Whoa!

All: Aaah!

[babies crying]

Chicken Little: Run for your lives!

Chorus: Look out! Take cover!

[# Raiders of the Lost Ark Theme]

[car horns honking]

[screaming]

Chicken Little: Run for cover!

Firehouse Dog: [coughs] What? What is it? What's going on?

Chicken Little: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Bunny: The sky is falling?

Cheetah: What's he talking about?

Chicken Little: No, no, no. It's true. Come with me.

Buck Cluck: Wait a minute. No, son. What?

Chicken Little: It happened under the old oak tree. I'm not making this up. I know it's here. There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground here. It was shaped like just that.

Dog: It looks like a stop sign?

Chicken Little: Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a could on it. And it hit me on the head. It looked like a stop sign.

Voice: Oh, wait. Who's that?

Buck Cluck: Oh, son. Is this what hit you?

Crowd: What?

Chicken Little: No, Dad, no. It was definitely a piece of the sky.

Buck Cluck: Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone.

Chicken Little: Dad, no.

Buck Cluck: There's been, like, a little mistake. It was just an acorn that hit my son. A little acorn.

Chicken Little: No, no! No, Dad, no.

Buck Cluck: Be quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.

Reporter #1: Chicken Little, what are you thinking?

Reporter #2: Why put your town is safety in jeopardy?

Reporter #3: How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

Chicken Little: A big acorn level fa...

Reporter #2: It was a big acorn.

Reporter #3: An ape throwing coleslaw.

Chicken Little: A big acorn level fa...

Voice: Gesundheit!

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of the insane person.

Turkey Lurkey: Aw! Come on, Buck. Your kid want and scared us all half to death.

Buck Cluck: Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...

Chicken Little: No, Dad, no. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me this time.

Buck Cluck: [chuckling] A movie. A movie. They're making a movie. When? When is it gonna end? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, and the website, the commemorative plates. You saw them, right?

Chicken Little: I saw them. Can't eat off 'em. They're not microwave-safe.

Buck Cluck: You saw the billboards?

Chicken Little: I saw them.

Buck Cluck: Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I know it was only a matter of time.

Mulan

[First lines, a Chinese painting of the Great Wall of China is slowly painted across the screen. The words Walt Disney Pictures present and then Mulan and the dragon symbol appear. The painting becomes animated, and a soldiers walk around his post. Suddenly, a bird of prey hits the back of his head.]

Soldier #1: Ah!

Soldier #2: What is that? [The hawk lets out a call]

Soldier #1: [The soldiers walk over to the edge of the wall. A hook comes flying up, followed by many more Running back to his post] Run! We're under attack!

Soldier #3: Light the signal!

[The door opens, revealing a couple of Huns]

Soldier #4: Shan Yu.

[The soldiers climb up the ladder.]

Soldier #5: [lighting the signal with a torch, while staring at the Hun leader] The Hun army.

Soldier #1: [other signals go on all the way along the Great Wall] Now all of China knows you're here.

Shan Yu: [picking up a flag and toasting it in the signal fire] Perfect.

[The Chinese General and six soldiers walk into the Emperor's chamber and bow.]

General: Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern Border.

Chi Fu: Impossible, no one can get through that a Great Wall. [He is silences with a raised hand from the Emperor]

General: Shan Yu is leave her getting them. Well then, setup defender around you palace immediately.

Emperor: No way! [Standing up] Send your troops to protect my people, Chi Fu.

Chi Fu: Yes, sir, Your Highness.

Emperor: Deliver conscript notices throughout all the provinces. Callout reserves, and till many new recruits as possible.

General: Forgive me, your Majesty, but I don't believe that my troops can stop it.

Emperor: I want take away you chance.

Jumanji

Caleb: Don't worry, sir. The werewolves are nervous. Come on. We're almost rid of it.

Benjamin: Caleb, it's after me.

Caleb: Grab it.

Benjamin: Hurry up, Caleb.

Caleb: No, Benjamin, we have to finish this. Come on. Help me bury in.

Toy Story 2

Video Game Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location in fortress, there seems to be sign of technology everywhere.

Video Game Emperor Zurg: Come to me, my prey.

Video Game Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

Video Game Emperor Zurg: So, we meet again. Prepare to die.

Video Game Buzz Lightyear: Not today.

Rex: No, no! No, no, no.

Buzz Lightyear: You almost had it.

Rex: I am never going to defeat Zurg.

Buzz Lightyear: Sure you will. In fact, you are a better that I sure am.

Rex: But look at my arm, I can press the fire button and jump of the same time.

Woody: What is it, what is it?

Buzz Lightyear: Woody. Hang on. Woody, are you okay.

Woody: Yeah, I'm fine. Here's the thing and you gone. Battery need to be change. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotate. Make sure everyone attending Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do it you and parts swallow. Okay, okay.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you have finding hat yet.

Woody: Oh, no! Andy's leave cowboy camp any minute, I can finding somewhere.

Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry. It was just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy, making breakfast, hot chips.

Woody: They call me, Buzz.

Buzz Lightyear: Right, of course. Everyone finding Woody's hat yet?

Sarge: Keep look, man. Dig deeper.

Soldier: Negatory! Start searching.

Hamm: There's the lawn gnome next door said it's not in the yard sale. Yeah, keep looking.

Bo Peep: It was Molly's room. We look anywhere.

Mr. Potato Head: I find it.

Woody: I see my hat.

Mr. Potato Head: Why not? The missing lost his ear, I am going to sweet potato.

Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, there you are. It was so nice to have a big, strong spud around this house.

Woody: Oh, that's great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, but there's stupid hat.

Bo Peep: Woody, look under you boot.

Woody: Don't worry. My hat is not under the boot.

Bo Peep: Would you just look it.

Woody: You see that. Just the word Andy.

Bo Peep: Sure. And the boy who wrote than would take you to camp, not the hat.

Woody: I'm so sorry. It's just that I'll been look forward to this best years. It's my one time with just like me.

Bo Peep: Oh, that's so cute and you care.

Woody: Bo, not you Buzz.

Bo Peep: Let her look.

Rex: Bo Peep. You sheep.

Al: Hey, kids, this is Al's Toy Barn, and I am sitting on some good real there. Oh, I think I'm feeling a real hatch right now. Let's see what I got. We've got ship for a buck...

Woody: Turn it off. Someone's going to hear.

Rex: Which one is off?

Al: Buck, buck. And that's cheap, cheap. Hurry on.

Hamm: For crying out loud. I despise that chicken.

Slinky: Hey, fellas! Fellas! I got some good things and you got some bad things.

Mrs. Potato Head: Good things.

Slinky: The good things is, I finding hat, Woody.

Woody: I got it. Slinky, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Where you find it.

Slinky: Well then, the bad things.

Rex: Oh, no! It's Buster!

Sarge: Red alert! Man you battle stations. Let's move it, move it.

Bo Peep: Woody, run.

Woody: Okay, okay. You found it. Buster, all right. How it do, Hamm.

Hamm: Seems a new record.

Woody: Okay, boy. Reach for the sky. Got it. Good job. Who's going to mess me when I am gone. Who's going to mess me. Who's going to mess me.

Andy's Mom: You got them the thing.

Woody: Okay. Have a good week, everyone. I'll see you Sunday night.

Andy: It was my room. Stick them up. I guest we work the later. Woody, are you going to cowboy camp.

Andy's Mom: Come on. Five minutes, and we're leaving.

Andy: Five minutes.

Andy (as Bo Peep): Help! Someone help me.

Andy (as Woody): Leave her alone, Dr. Porkchop.

Andy (as Hamm): Never! You must choose, sheriff Woody. How shell you die. Shark, death by monkeys. Choose.

Andy (as Woody): I choose Buzz Lightyear.

Andy (as Hamm): What? That's not right.

Andy (as Buzz Lightyear): Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

Andy (as Woody): I'll save the day, Bo Peep.

Andy (as Bo Peep): A hero. (makes kissing noises)

Andy (as Woody): Thanks, Buzz.

Andy (as Buzz Lightyear): No problem, somebody.

Andy: You should never tangle with a stoppable due of Woody and Buzz Lightyear. (as Woody's arm is ripped) Oh, no.

Andy's Mom: Come on, let's go. Molly's already in the car seat.

Andy: Mom, Woody's arm ripped.

Andy's Mom: Oh, no. Maybe you can fix him on a way.

Andy: No, just leave him.

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, you know toys don't last forever.

Rex: What happened?

Mr. Potato Head: Has been shelved.

Woody: Andy.

Slinky: Woody.

Bo Peep: Woody, are you okay.

Andy: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo!

Woody: Coming back.

Andy: Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!

Woody: Hey, everyone. Andy's back. Back early from cowboy camp.

Hamm: Heads up! Andy's coming.

Andy: Yes. (humming the Lone Ranger Theme Song) Woody, do you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up! Ride 'em, cowboy. Oh, no. I forgot. You broke it. I don't want to play anyone.

Woody: What? Oh, no. Andy. No, Andy, no! Andy.

Andy: Bye, Woody.

Woody: No, Andy, no! Wheezy, what is it you?

Wheezy: Woody.

Woody: What are you doing? I thought Mom took you to get you squeak fix months ago. Andy is so upset.

Wheezy: She just told you that to calm down and then put on a shelf.

Woody: Why didn't you yell for help.

Wheezy: Well, I tried squeaking. But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. Besides, the dust aggravates my condition. What's the point in prolonging a inevitable? We're all just one stitched away from here, to there.

Woody: Wait a minute. Yard sale. Yard sale. Wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside.

Buzz Lightyear: What?!

Woody: Hey, Sarge, emergency roll call!

Sarge: Yes, sir! Red alert! Civilians fall in position now. Okay, folks. Let's move it, move it, move it.

Buzz Lightyear: Hamm?

Hamm: Here.

Buzz Lightyear: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?

Both: Here.

Buzz Lightyear: Troikas. Check, check, check.

Rex: I hate yard sale. Quick, someone's coming.

Andy's Mom: Okay, let's see you there.

Wheezy: Bye, Woody.

Woody: Wheezy! Come on. Think, Woody, think. Think, think. Holy shit! Buster's here. Up there! No. no. Okay, quick to the yard sale.

Mr. Potato Head: What's going on up there?

Bo Peep: Woody.

Mr. Potato Head: It's nuts.

Slinky: He's arm ain't the good.

Rex: I do it. I love you.

Woody: Careful on a steps now.

Andy's Mom: Hi. Can you help it.

Woody: Okay, let's go. And keep it casual. Not that casual.

Hamm: Piggy bank coming through, coming through.

Slinky: Hey, let me see.

Rex: Is it out here.

Bo Peep: Can you see it?

Buzz Lightyear: There it is.

Rex: Oh, he is getting in the box!

Hamm: He's selling himself for 20 cents.

Slinky: Woody, you're worth more than that.

Buzz Lightyear: Hold it, hold it. He's got something. Wheezy.

All: Wheezy.

Rex: Hey, it's not suicide. To the rescue!

Woody: Good boy, Buster. Hold still. There you go, pal.

Wheezy: Bless you, Woody.

Woody: All right, back to Andy's room.

Buzz Lightyear: Way to go, cowboy.

Hamm: Woodster.

Slinky: Golly bob howdy.

Wheezy: Woody, I'm slippery.

Little Girl: Look, Mom, look at this. Mommy, look, it's the cowboy doll.

Rex: That's not his toy.

Buzz Lightyear: No, no, no.

Slinky: What's that little girl think she's doing.

Little Girl: Hey, Mom! Mom, can you get it. Mommy, please.

Mother: Honey, you don't want the toy. It's wanna broke.

Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.

Al: Originally hand-paint face. Natural-dyed, blank-stitch vest. Little ripped, fixable. It only you had stitched, polyvinyl. Oh, I found hat. I found him, I found him.

Andy's Mom: Buster, calm down. Excuse me, can you help it.

Al: How much for all this stuffed you.

Slinky: Yep, you can help take her pup on my pal.

Al: I'll get you, fifteen cents for all this junk.

Andy's Mom: Now, how did this get down here.

Buzz Lightyear: Just hand his a sheriff.

Al: Oh, a pro.

Buzz Lightyear: Nice and see you.

Al: Very well, five dollar.

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, it's a new family toy.

Buzz Lightyear: Now just walk away.

Al: Wait.

Buzz Lightyear: The other way.

Al: I'll get you fifty bucks of her.

Mr. Potato Head: Fifty bucks would bad.

Andy's Mom: It was not for yard sale.

Al: Everything for sale. Or we're trade. You like my watch.

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry.

Buzz Lightyear: He's safe.

Hamm: Way to go, Andy's mom.

Mr. Potato Head: That was close.

Slinky: All right, she showing him.

Al: Lady...

Andy's Mom: Molly, do not touch, please.

Al: Lady. Lady. Oh, no!

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

Buzz Lightyear: Hang it.

Hamm: What's up?

Andy's Mom: Molly.

Rex: What isn't it, Buzz.

Andy's Mom: Molly, it'll be right here. What's now?

Mr. Potato Head: What's happened on down there.

Hamm: What's going on down there?

Slinky: What's he doing?

Rex: I can't watch, can you some cover in your eyes.

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, no. He's steal my Woody.

Rex: What?

Hamm: Stealing, wait.

Rex: He can taking Woody. It is illegal.

Slinky: Where's he going?

Rex: Somebody do something.

Bo Peep: Buzz.

Mr. Potato Head: Go on, Buzz.

Andy's Mom: Okay, where's my red jacket.

Bo Peep: Why will someone steal Woody.

Attendant: Thanks, Al.

Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32 -ish, Exhibit "A". Woody was kidnapped. Exhibit "B": Composite sketch of the kidnapper.

Toy: That's not him.

Bo Peep: Didn't you beard like that.

Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.

Slinky: The kidnapper is bigger than that.

Hamm: Picky, picky.

Mr. Potato Head: Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F": The kidnapper's vehicle. The vehicle fled a scene in this direction.

Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It want a right away.

Mr. Potato Head: Put a cork it.

Rex: How do you spell FBI?

Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene.

Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you going, "Godspilla"?

Rex: I don't know there was a crime scene.

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. Quiet, please. Thanks.

Hamm: What?

Mr. Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.

Rex: What are you doing?

Buzz Lightyear: There was some sort of message encode in that vehicle's little tag.

Mr. Spell: Liz, try bran.

Mr. Potato Head: Just a license plate. Just a jumble of letters.

Hamm: And there are about 3.5 million registered cars on a Sri-County area alone.

Mr. Spell: Lou's thigh burn.

Mr. Potato Head: This can't help. Let's leave Buzz him alone with the toys.

Buzz Lightyear: Wait. Wait. Wait! Wait a minute!

All: Huh?

Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn.

All: Al's Toy Barn.

Buzz Lightyear: Etch draw that Al's chicken suit.

Rex: Oh, no! It's the chicken man.

Hamm: I know there was something I didn't like about the chicken.

Al: Yeah, yeah, I'll be right here. And we're going to do this commercial in one take. Do you read me? Because I am in the middle of something really important!

Employee: Oh, mister.

Al: You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck.

Woody: Andy.

Al: I can't believe I have until the driveway to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!

Woody: One. Stop. Housey, stop! Stop! Stop, stop.

Jessie: Yee-haw! It's you, it's you. It's you, it's really you.

Woody: It's me.

Jessie: Whoo-whee!

Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.

Jessie: It's you.

Woody: Please stop said that.

Jessie: Prospector said someone you come. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln. The Prospector. He want meet you! Say hello to the Prospector.

Woody: It's him.

Jessie: He's mint in the box. Never been opened.

Prospector: Turn me around, so you can see. Why, the prodigal son her return.

Jessie: Yee-haw! It's you, it's you. I'm here. It's you, it's you.

Woody: Okay, I'm officially freak out now.

Prospector: Oh, we wait court years for this day. It's nice to see you.

Woody: Listen, I don't know. Hey, how do you know my name.

Jessie: Everything knows your name. Woody.

Prospector: Why did just little things you know, you are, do you? Bullseye.

Woody: It's me. Wow. Holy shit.

Woody's Roundup Announcer: Cowboy Crunchies, the original series and dipper in chocolate, proudly presents.

TV Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Jessie: Look at me, it's me.

TV Prospector: Anyone seen in my pick.

Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seems the things and stations.

Buzz Lightyear: Keep looking.

Hamm: Oh, you're going too slow. Let me take the wheel.

Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on yet.

Hamm: I'll tell you.

Buzz Lightyear: Here it is. Go back.

All: Stop, go back.

Rex: Backup, backup.

Hamm: Too late. I'm in the 40s. Going to around the horn. It's faster.

All: Wait a minute. That's it!

Al: And look for the giant chicken.

Buzz Lightyear: Now, Etch. That's where I need you go.

Rex: You can go. You never make he there.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself he friend it I were would to do the same. So who it me?

Mrs. Potato Head: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, or your angry eyes. Just in case.

Bo Peep: This is for Woody will you find it.

Buzz Lightyear: Ahem, alright, but I... I don't think until mean the same coming, Al.

Wheezy: Hey, Mr. Lightyear, do you just gotta save my pal, Woody.

Buzz Lightyear: I'll do my best, son.

Mr. Potato Head: Okay, fellas. Let's roll. To the rescue!

Rex: I think will all my video game experience I'll be feeling you prepare. Whoa! Aah!

Slinky: The idea is to let go.

Buzz Lightyear: Well then, I'll be back before Andy comes home.

Mrs. Potato Head: Don't talk to any toy you don't know.

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

Reporter: They don't call this this old abandoned mine for nothing, Prospector. I reckon you outta get out of here.

TV Prospector: Where's my gold? Hold it. I'll light me a candle. It sure is the fast-burning wicked it.

TV Jessie: Blast us to the marines, there's dynamite.

TV Prospector: Holy it tight!

TV Jessie: I'll call for you. Hey, critters, go get sheriff Woody. Now score.

TV Woody: Very well, Bullseye. I reckon the new schoolhouse is until the final nice job. Who's that? Jessie and Prospector are stuck in the old abandoned cave. And Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle, and now they are about to be blown to smithereens.

TV Rabbit: Uh-huh?

TV Woody: Giddy-up, Bullseye.

TV Prospector: You fanning the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out the fire. Ow, ow! Hey, I said biscuits are burning.

Woody's Roundup Announcer: And now, our last time of the episode, of "Woody's Finest Hour."

Woody: All right guys, the movie's over. Hey, wait, wait. What? What happened? Prospector, the next time of episode.

Prospector: That's it.

Woody: What?

Prospector: The show is cancelled after it.

Woody: Wait,  wait. What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters. That's great show. Why cancelled it?

Prospector: Which words: Sputnik. Once the Little Green Men want up, boys only wanted to give with the Roundup toys.

Woody: I know how that feelings. But still good shows. Look at that!

Jessie: Did you know? Why you valuable anything!

Woody: Oh, I wish the guys until see this. Howdy partner! That's it. I'm Yogi. Still a good-looking good guy. Oh, look at that. Cool! What are you push that. Out in the come bubbles got it. Clever. Wow, look at that. I got it. There's a snake in my boot. Okay, Bullseye, got it, got it. A record player. Ah, had seen one of those in ages. Okay, now... slow.

Jessie: Oh, that's funny.

Woody: Hop it, cowgirl. Think fast.

Jessie: Oh.

Woody: Not so fast.

Jessie: Hey, look at us. We are complete set.

Prospector: Now, let's time to the museum.

Woody: Museum. What happened?

Prospector: The museum. We're toy be sold, I'm here until the Konishi Toy Museum.

Over the Hedge

[Chinking]

[Machine beeps]

RJ: Oh, no! Come on. [Thumping] Ugh! Ugh! [He groans] Oh, damn it! [He sighs] Come on... Oh. I got it. Ugh! Agh! Egh! Egh! Egh! Agh! Gimme! [He gasps]

[Toy squeaks]

RJ: Ohh! All right... What? Oh, no! [He struggles] Ow! Agh! Hmm. Vincent, who's that? No, no! Bad idea. Bad idea! [Stomach rumbles]

[He sighs]

RJ: Ugh! [Clattering] Agh! [He sighs]

[Snoring]

RJ: Just take what you need.

[Snoring]

RJ: What?

Voice: Everyone in the spooky dungeon, the creepy ghost bear, I'm Vincent, the ghost.

RJ: Ghostly bear.

[Roaring]

RJ: Vincent!

Vincent: RJ, the wagon is devil.

RJ: Who are you?

Vincent: Prepare to fight, RJ.

RJ: Vincent, you're father.

Vincent: RJ, don't come back.

RJ: Whoa!

Vincent: Hey!

Both: Stop it.

Vincent: Yes, of course. I want you Spuddies, because you Spuddie. The food with the ogres. The swamp are crazy.

[Laughter]

RJ: I'm going to the hedge.

Singer: Ah...ah

Ah...ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

[Horn honks]

RJ: Ah!

[He signs]

Singer: ...How great I am

Gotta tell myself, yeah

I'm the man

Looks grim right now

But pretty soon, we'll be laughing about it

Ooh, and it's all right

Yeah, it is, I swear you'll see

It's not really

Yeah, it's all right

Cos I've always got my family

Of me

It's not a first

Might be the last

Yeah, I'm sure I must have been through worse

But ooh, it's all right

Got a paddle and a creek

Yeah, and it's all right

Because I've always got

My family

Of me...

Verne: Oh, boy!

Shrek: Donkey, are you really swamp?

Verne: RJ, the very strange Vincent the boss bear. Vampires are the haunted house, Fang.

Hammy: No, Verne. The far, far away are the Doritos food.

Verne: Good morning, everyone.

Donkey: The porcupines are reptile, hedge.

Puss: Yeah.

Lou: Well, it's kind of poke you.

Penny: It's the sharpest of the bunch.

Quillo: Sweet.

Ozzie: Heather.

Heather: Yes, Ozzie.

Stella: Wasn't it the cowboy boots.

Hammy: Run!

Ozzie: Agh!

Gingy: Because the reptiles and the gingerbread man.

Verne: Hey, kids, kids...

Ozzie: Scared of you.

RJ: Ozzie.

[Chattering]

[He sighs]

RJ: Verne, I'm so scared.

Verne: Steve was the very mood.

Hammy: Call it, Steve.

Ozzie: Oh, great and powerful Steve.

Verne: I don't think talk it.

Woman: I heard that, little stupid man.

[They scream]

Ozzie: Agh!

Woman: You come back over here right now.

Hammy: Okay.

Verne: Hammy, get over it.

Hammy: But Steve is got mad.

Verne: I think he came from the other beside for Steve. I mean it, I mean... Geez!

[He sighs]

Penny: I think Mona the Vampire is cameo character, the evil girl makes creature.

[Makes Godzilla shriek]

Verne: What is that? I hate Mona, the creature for Godzilla.

[Makes Godzilla shriek]

Verne: You hear that?

RJ: Wow!

Verne: Gladys' backyard pool, with the house living room tour.

[Hissing]

Verne: Run! All right then, the horror is the chase too. Mona is the strong, too. Oh. Hey there, little...

Fly: Agh!

Verne: ...fella.

[Hissing]

Verne: Fang, the cat is bat.

[Meowing]

Verne: [Screaming] Mona, the vampire. Quick, run!

[Roaring]

Verne: Oh! They fight for you, push Mona.

Mona: Prepare to die, Verne!

Verne: Agh! Ugh! Agh! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Mona: Hyah!

Verne: Ugh! Agh! Oh!

[Panting]

[Phone ringing]

Verne: Huh?

[Mona hissing]

Telephone Toy: Can I help you. Do you read me?

Verne: No! Whoa!

Gladys: No, I can you talk at me. I'm just driving.

Verne: Agh!

[Snarling]

[Crunching]

Verne: Ow! Hey! Ouch!

Mona: [Roaring] Agh! Do you creepy vampire and the spooky crunch.

Verne: Agh! Whoa! Ogh!

Penny: Oh my gosh, Verne.

Toy Story

(The movie starts with the 1988 Walt Disney Pictures logo, in the animated film)

(The Disney logo fades into Andy's boxes.)

(A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. The clock is "12:00" ticking, Andy as the bank robber appear.)

(A boot is appear. Woody stands up to Andy as the bank robber, acting the gun.)

Andy: They tell me you're the fastest gun in the West.

WOODY, a pull-string doll cowboy appear.

Andy: Well, let's just see how fast you are, Sheriff. Draw!

Andy dropping the gun, Andy imitating gunshots.

Andy: Oh, you got me, you no-good sidewinder!

Andy imitating gunshots, Andy falling apart.

Andy: I'm dying. You got me. Eww!

One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "JAIL" box.

Andy: Ah!

Andy sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her box,, forcing some of his loose.

Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor.

Andy: (pulling Woody's string) Good shooting, Woody.

Woody: (Voice Box) You're my favorite deputy!

BEGIN TITLES

SONG "YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" plays while Andy does various activities with Woody:

Singer: You've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

-- Andy turns the Western town boxes around to reveal cows drawn on the other side.

Andy: Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

Singer: When the road looks rough ahead

And you're miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

He grabs a jump rope and pretends Woody is lassoing the cattle.

Andy: Giddy-up partner, Woody.

Singer: Just remember what your old pal said

Boy, you've got a friend in me

-- Andy then rides Woody around on an RC (remote control) car and herds the remaining "cow" boxes under Molly's crib.

Andy: Yee-haw!

Singer: Yeah, you've got a friend in me

Andy: Hey, cowboy!

INT. STAIRWELL

Singer: Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

Andy: Neigh!

Singer: Big and stronger too

Andy: Come on, Woody!

Singer: Maybe

-- Andy places Woody on the top of the stairwell banister allowing the doll to slide downstairs. Andy raced ahead and catch him at the bottom.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM

Singer: But none of them will ever love you the way I do

It's me and you, boy

-- Andy & Woody fall into the La-Z-Boy chair and spin around and around.

Singer: And as the years go by

Andy: Whoo!

Singer: You're gonna see it's our destiny

Next, Andy uses the La-Z-Boy foot rest as a catapult.

Singer: You've got a friend in me

Andy flings Woody across the room to the sofa.

Andy: Alright!

Singer: Yeah, you've got a friend in me

Andy: (raising his arms) Score.

Singer: You've got a friend in me

SONG ENDS

Woody lies limp on the sofa while Andy is heard talking to his mother.

Andy: (O.S.) Wow! Cool!

Andy's Mom: (O.S.) What do you think?

Andy: (O.S.) Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Andy's Mom: (O.S.) Okay, birthday boy, Andy.

Andy: (O.S.) We saw that at the restore! I asked you for it.

ANGLE: THE ADJOINING DINING ROOM

MRS. DAVIS, Andy's thirty-eight-year old mom, has just finished decorating the area with streamers and balloons. A banner is draped across the archway. It reads: "Happy Birthday Andy."

Andy's Mom: I hope I have enough places.

Andy: Wow, look at that! That's so great. Oh, my gosh, you got presents.

Andy's Mom: One, two, three! Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

Woody's frozen face stares in the direction of the birthday decorations.

Andy: Could we leave this up till we move?

Andy's Mom: Well, sure. We can leave it up.

Andy: Yeah.

Andy's Mom: Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute.

Andy: Okay.

Andy picks up Woody from the couch and runs upstairs.

Andy: It's party time, Woody! Yeeeeeeee...haw!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Andy and Woody enter the room. Molly is still banging Mr. Potato Head against her crib railing. Andy tips Woody's hat at her.

Andy: Howdy there, little lady.

He deposits Woody on the bed and pulls his string one last time.

Woody: (Voice Box) Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

Andy: (picking up Molly) Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. (to Woody) See you later, Woody.

Andy exits.

END TITLES

Woody's eyes come to life. The cowboy doll sits up, his expression changing from a smile to worry.

Woody: (to himself) Pull my string! The birthday party's today?!

Woody thinks.

Woody: (to the room) Okay, everybody, coast is clear!

The bedroom comes alive. Toys emerge from the toy box, the closet, the shelves, etc... in a flurry of activity.

MR. POTATO HEAD, his boy parts strewn across the floor, sits himself upright and begins to re-assemble himself.

Mr. Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I do not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

HAMM, the piggy bank, flips one last penny into his coin slot. Potato Head walks up to him. All his facial pieces are in the wrong slots.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm: I don't know it.

Hamm walks away.

Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! (to someone O.S.) What are you talking about hockey puck?

Potato Head walks past, revealing a hockey puck figurine.

Woody sits on the edge of the bed observing all the activity. He turns to a plastic green army man, SARGE, standing on the night stand.

Woody: Hey, Sarge have you seen Slinky?

Sarge: (saluting) Sir, yes, sir!

Woody: Okay, thank you. At ease, soldier.

Woody hops off the bed.

Woody: Hey there, Slinky.

Slinky: Right here, Woody.

A toy Slinky dog, SLINKY, appears from under the bed pushing out a checker board set. He begins to place the checkers on the board.

Slinky: I'm red this time.

Woody: No. Slink.

Slinky: Oh, well, alright. You can be red it you wanna.

Woody: Not now, Slink. I got this bad news.

Slinky: Bad news.

Woody: Shh!

Woody covers up Slinky's mouth, aware that the other toys in the room are watching. He leans in close to Slinky.

Woody: (whispering) Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and buddy.

Slinky: You got it.

Slinky shuffles off.

Woody: Be HAPPY!

Slinky perks up his fait and LAUGHS HARD.

Slinky: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Woody proceeds in the other direction. He passes a toy robot and snake partially hidden under the bedspread.

Woody: (to the room) Staff meeting, everyone. (aside) Snake, Robot, podium duty.

Snake hides under the bed.

Robot: Hey.

Robot drags him out and they both follow Woody.

Woody walks past an Etch-A-Sketch, going the other direction.

Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!

Both Etch and Woody whip around like gunfighters.

Before Woody can fully extend his arm out, the Etch-A-Sketch etches a gun on its screen.

Woody: (pretending to be shot) Oh!! Are you kidding me. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the Wild West.

Slinky passes a group of toys on thee floor.

Slinky: Everyone, you guys. Come on, let's go.

Robot and Snake begin constructing a podium made out of Legos and a Tinker Toy tub while Woody searches the floor.

Woody: Now, where is that... Oh.

Woody spots the doodle pad on the floor by the desk and walks over to it.

Woody: Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

As he reaches down to pick it up...

REX, the plastic dinosaur, jumps out to scare Woody.

Rex: Roar!

Woody: (unaffected) How are you doing?

Rex suddenly turns timid.

Rex: Were you scared? Tell me obviously.

Woody: That was close to being scared this time.

Woody heads back to the podium. Rex follows.

Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, that I just don't feel it. Think he's coming off as annoyed.

A crook suddenly grabs Woody's neck and jerks him toward BO PEEP, the porcelain figurine.

Woody: (choking) Hey! Ow, hi, Bo. Hi.

Bo Peep: I want nice to see you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody: (blushing) Hey, it was nothing.

Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch a sheep until night?

Woody: (very flustered) Heh, heh... Oh, yeah! Uh, I don't know.

Bo saunters back toward her lamp stand, passing a stack of ABC blocks.

Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

Woody is left lovestruck.

All the rest of the toys in the room are filing past Slinky.

Robot: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Slinky: Come on, smaller toys up front.

Woody remains lovestruck in the middle of the room.

Slinky: Hey, Woody, come on.

Woody snaps out of his trance and rushes over to the podium.

The toys crowd together as Woody steps up to the podium. Mike, a toy tape recorder, waddles up next to Woody and indicates his microphone.

Mike: Ahem!

Woody: (grabbing microphone) Thanks, Mike. (to the crowd) Okay...